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A Letter To The Employees Of The Double Deuce

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A Letter To The Employees Of The Double Deuce

Some bad news.

Robinzon Chavez
Mar 22, 2023
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Dear Staff of the Double Deuce,

We regret to inform you that the bar will be closed until further notice due to a string of recent fights that have caused significant damage to the establishment, including the bar furniture, which has been completely destroyed.

  • The cost of reopening the bar is high, and we will need to raise funds before we can resume business.

We are exploring various options for fundraising, including: 

  • bake sale 

  • bar-furniture donation drive

  • making a deal with local extortionist Brad Wesley

Also, we are looking to hire a new head-bouncer who is preferably world-renowned and college-educated.

  • The pay will be VERY competitive.

  • Please direct any potential candidates to management, or vice versa.

We appreciate your understanding during this difficult time and hope to resume business as soon as possible.

Sincerely,

Double Deuce management


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